5 yr. old logic

Yesterday, Abigail had me cracking up. I had to blog about two separate conversations we had.

Conversation #1
Setting: Driving home in the car.

Abigail "Mom, I am going to get daddy some slippers, a tractor, and a Blackberry for fathers day."
Misty "Oh really Abigail, those are all things daddy would like."
Abigail "Mom guess what I am going to get you for mothers day?"
Misty "What?"
Abigail "I am going to get you some lights that clap on and clap off and a Raspberry."

Conversation #2
Setting: Abigail has just cut her finger on a really sharp knife in the kitchen.

Abigail "MOM I'M BLEEDING!"
Misty "I bet you won't touch the blade of a knife again will you?"
(Abigail is getting a bit panicked at this point)
Misty "Here is a cold wet rag to put on your finger, now go sit on the couch and hold your hand above your head and put pressure on your finger. "
(Abigail takes off running down the hallway away from the living room)
Abigail "MOM! WHERE'S THE PRESSURE?"
(I had to get her calmed down and explain what pressure was)