Great Green Glob of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

 Monday night we were cleaning up after dinner, when all of a sudden it got very quiet. Any parent of young children knows that silence is usually not a good thing especially when you have a toddler. Meet Vaseline Boy when he was discovered painting himself and his bedroom in the gooey gunk, the picture above is before his bath and the picture blow is after his bath, still very shiny. It is very difficult to get a water repellent substance off a squirmy, slippery baby. What's next? Or dare I ask.